INUYASHA: Yeah, so... I guess this is goodbye.
KAGOME: Yeah, I guess it is...
INUYASHA: So... goodbye.
KAGOME: ... goodbye.
INUYASHA: And... I love you.
KAGOME: I love you too.
INUYASHA: Yeah... so... um... goodbye. And shit.
KAGOME: Yeah, goodbye....
INUYASHA: ....
KAGOME: ....

*long silence*

KAGOME: Um, so I guess I should go home now?
INUYASHA: I guess so.
KAGOME: ...yeah.
INUYASHA: ...yeah.
KAGOME: So, I guess this is goodbye...

KAGOME: So now we're going to find out once and for all who you REALLY are, Naraku!

*yanks off baboon pelt mask thing*

SANGO: It's Producer Ueda, from the Sunrise Studios!
UEDA: ...and I would have gotten away with it, too! If it weren't for you meddling kids!

*everyone turns to look at Inuyasha*

INUYASHA: Don't YOU DARE start cracking "Give Inuyasha a Scooby Snack" jokes now!!!

KIKYOU: Just click your heels together three times, and you'll go back home, Inuyasha.
INUYASHA: There's no place like the sengoku jidai... there's no place like the sengoku jidai...

~~~~~ <-- dreamy wave lines (and everything goes to black and white again)

SANGO: (who was the good witch of the north ~ she always knew what to do!) Inuyasha, are you alright? You were knocked out by Naraku a while ago and you've been sleeping ever since!
MIROKU: (who was the Scarecrow - If he only had a brain, if he only had a brain) We were all worried about you!
KAGOME: (who was the lion ~ in search of courage) Oh, Inuyasha! You're okay!
INUYASHA: I just had the worst frikking dream. But you were there. And you were there. And my bastard brother was there, too. He needed a heart.

(And then the gang breaks out into a rendition of "Somewhere over the Rainbow.")