Part 6: If Ya Can't Beat 'em... You Probably Suck.
INUYASHA: Hah! You worthless, freaky buttmuch! I just came back from some kickass training and I'm ready to whip your sorry ass into yester-jidai!
|KAGOME: For some reason, I kinda resent that thought.|
|INUYASHA: KAZE NO KIZU!!!|
|MIROKU: You know, I find it really annoying that whenever Naraku is around, those saimyoushou practically render my kazaana useless. And that is indeed one of my most powerful assets.|
|SANGO: So shall we go and hunt for my brother instead?|
|MIROKU: Indeed we shall. Let us make use of ourselves.|
|KOHAKU: What was I doing again?|
|RIN: How about we be like normal kids and play hide-and-seek or something.|
|KOHAKU: Okay then. How about we play hide-and-seek from that weirdo with the freaky cat with the flaming feet.|
SANGO: If you weren't my brother, I'd beat the heck out of you for calling me that.
|KOHAKU: Who were you again?|
|INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU'RE MINE!! KAZE NO...!|
KAGURA: Now just you hold it right there, dogboy. Your BROTHER is in that slimy mess somewhere! Don't you know that?
|INUYASHA: You say that like I should give a flying turd about it.|
|NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku. I, Naraku, shall now destroy you all!|
|INUYASHA: My butt, you will! KAZE NO KIZU!!|
|KAGURA: Holy crap! His sword changes colors!|
|NARAKU: Ku ku ku. I, Naraku, find that amusing. But, I Naraku, wish to ask you, Inuyasha. How can you tell it's red? Ku ku ku...|
|INUYASHA: Oh, that does it. You and your lame-ass dog jokes ARE GOIN' DOWN!! RED TESSAIGA!!!|
|NARAKU: Ku ku ku.... ku ku ku... uh-oh. My... barrier... *starts getting beat up a bit*|
|INUYASHA: BAH! See!? Me and my kickass sword broke through that stupid barrier of yours!|
|SESSHOUMARU: Stand back, you pathetic hanyou. Naraku shall be my prey.|
|INUYASHA: BAH! Where the HELL have you been this whole time, dumbass?|
|SESSHOUMARU: I thought I was getting a mudbath. But now that I know Naraku instead intended to suck my body into his own, I shall have to slaughter the bastard.|
|INUYASHA: Bah! It's MY manga! I'm taking him down. ME!|
|SESSHOUMARU: But I'M the one who can take him down in STYLE. Now step aside.|
|INUYASHA: Make me.|
|SESSHOUMARU: You're such a pathetic....|
|NARAKU: Ku ku ku. And while you two worthless vermin argue, I, Naraku shall make my exit.|
INUYASHA: I DON'T THINK SO, BASTARD!!!
|SESSHOUMARU: I will not let you off so ealisy!|
|NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Sesshoumaru, I, Naraku, shall remind you that you have the little girl to worry about. *escapes in ball of fumes and stuff*|
|SESSHOUMARU: Damn you. I'm going to have to kill you for exposing my paternal nature.|
|INUYASHA: Aw, that's so sweet of you, bro. You've got a kid now? I had no idea! So do you guys bake cookies and shit?|
|SESSHOUMARU: SHUT UP!|
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